Cockney's invade WJDE !
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Cockney's invade WJDE !
Wotcha geezers ! (and geezerettes if any)
Well I never thought I would join a clan, but here I am
Envision new boy standing in school foyer with snotty nose, socks round ankles and no mates
It seems that I will now have lot's of merry friends to play with.....which is nice
I was tooning a lot with Tomkrist and Cremefresche who are a little bit too scandenavian for me.....talking about rape and pillage all the time....I felt left out
But, seriously ....it was great of Creme to get me invited !
Looking forward to some laughs, beer and fun games with you all
Slainte!
Rusty (made in '58)
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder - Get it out with Optrex - (Spike Milligan)
Well I never thought I would join a clan, but here I am
Envision new boy standing in school foyer with snotty nose, socks round ankles and no mates
It seems that I will now have lot's of merry friends to play with.....which is nice
I was tooning a lot with Tomkrist and Cremefresche who are a little bit too scandenavian for me.....talking about rape and pillage all the time....I felt left out
But, seriously ....it was great of Creme to get me invited !
Looking forward to some laughs, beer and fun games with you all
Slainte!
Rusty (made in '58)
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder - Get it out with Optrex - (Spike Milligan)
rustysprite- Clan Recruiter
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Re: Cockney's invade WJDE !
welcome aboard mate!
remember, we are noobs, bots and afk'ers...but we shoot gold
remember, we are noobs, bots and afk'ers...but we shoot gold
we_just_dinged_em- Clan Commander
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Re: Cockney's invade WJDE !
OMG CLOSE THE DOOR HURRY!!!!!
path64- Company Commander
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Re: Cockney's invade WJDE !
Too late me old mucker!
I'm on yer manor wiv me barra and ready to shove Richard the 3rd's into the enemies boat race !
We can all 'ave some rosey lea and a right good knees up after as long as we don't end up in the tom tit.
See ya soon empire
Rusty
I'm on yer manor wiv me barra and ready to shove Richard the 3rd's into the enemies boat race !
We can all 'ave some rosey lea and a right good knees up after as long as we don't end up in the tom tit.
See ya soon empire
Rusty
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Re: Cockney's invade WJDE !
Again in american pls
path64- Company Commander
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Re: Cockney's invade WJDE !
I'm British and I barely understand it mate.
we_just_dinged_em- Clan Commander
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Re: Cockney's invade WJDE !
Translation for Rusty....
I'm afraid it is a little late for that my friend.
I am in your general vecinity, with my wheelbarrow, in anticipation of depositing excrement in the direction of our common foes.
We will all enjoy a jolly cup of tea and cream cakes, unless we are reciprocally covered in enemy excrement.
Until we next meet, farewell.
I can also speak Yorkshire, Brummy, Scouser and random bollocks
rustysprite wrote:Too late me old mucker!
I'm on yer manor wiv me barra and ready to shove Richard the 3rd's into the enemies boat race !
We can all 'ave some rosey lea and a right good knees up after as long as we don't end up in the tom tit.
See ya soon empire
Rusty
I'm afraid it is a little late for that my friend.
I am in your general vecinity, with my wheelbarrow, in anticipation of depositing excrement in the direction of our common foes.
We will all enjoy a jolly cup of tea and cream cakes, unless we are reciprocally covered in enemy excrement.
Until we next meet, farewell.
I can also speak Yorkshire, Brummy, Scouser and random bollocks
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Re: Cockney's invade WJDE !
Ah.....a professional translator!
Did you learn to talk bollocks the same way I did?.........from the wife?
Did you learn to talk bollocks the same way I did?.........from the wife?
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Re: Cockney's invade WJDE !
rustysprite wrote:Ah.....a professional translator!
Did you learn to talk bollocks the same way I did?.........from the wife?
From me dad actually
Imagine the scene................ The washer has broken down....
Mum "How long will it take to fix?"
Dad (sucks in breath, and tutx a few times....) "Well luv, the vertical rectacular sprocket has muonted the drop level foling press, it may need a rigid grimp dongler to refloat the groove mixing valve..."
Mum looks mind blown , I nod in appreciation of such masterly bollocks.
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He sounds like a master Bollocker and an inspiration to us engineers!
My wife cannot compete with your dad on the bollocks front, but the world she lives in is not the same as ours....
I had a fax machine at home for work use (remember fax ?)
She watched me using it for the first time.
I placed my hand written fax into the tray, put in the number on the keypad for the reciever and then pressed send.
The wife watched with fascination as the paper was fed into the top of machine, then came out of the bottom.
"Blimey, ain't that clever" she said "it prints out a copy of what you sent"
I should maybe explain....she is Irish
My wife cannot compete with your dad on the bollocks front, but the world she lives in is not the same as ours....
I had a fax machine at home for work use (remember fax ?)
She watched me using it for the first time.
I placed my hand written fax into the tray, put in the number on the keypad for the reciever and then pressed send.
The wife watched with fascination as the paper was fed into the top of machine, then came out of the bottom.
"Blimey, ain't that clever" she said "it prints out a copy of what you sent"
I should maybe explain....she is Irish
rustysprite- Clan Recruiter
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Re: Cockney's invade WJDE !
Must learn this bollocks way of communicating, it can make me a guru at everything and shock pussies.
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Re: Cockney's invade WJDE !
I think you will find that talking Bollocks has been mastered by many clen members already
You have some catching up to do, but i can see already in clen chat that you are a natural !
You have some catching up to do, but i can see already in clen chat that you are a natural !
rustysprite- Clan Recruiter
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Re: Cockney's invade WJDE !
Thanks, i have a lot of work ahead, but the troll potential is infinite once mastered it.rustysprite wrote:I think you will find that talking Bollocks has been mastered by many clen members already
You have some catching up to do, but i can see already in clen chat that you are a natural !
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Re: Cockney's invade WJDE !
Cockney = strange english accent often heard in interviews given by noel or liam gallagher ?
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Re: Cockney's invade WJDE !
Don't confuse the scnadenavians ian!
These guys are from the up North (manchester)
These guys are from the up North (manchester)
rustysprite- Clan Recruiter
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Re: Cockney's invade WJDE !
Ok, then i apologize and hopefully there are no hurted feelings
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