New Tosspot

Hail and well met fellow Dingers.

For some reason I have been given the honour of joining you illustrious people. I know you will regret it in time but in the mean time I will try to cause as much humorous mayhem as possible  

About me:
Bloke
Old and podgy
Technically incapable (still play vanilla and can't get TS working)
Drink too much (excuse for poor stats)
Scouser (too late now, your hub caps have gone)
Unable to take things seriously (except killing the red team)

I'm really looking forward to playing and having a laugh with you all and learning something.

Thanks VERY much for the invite and feel free to ask any questions  

ps, these smileys are ace  

greetings mate! we dont require much, we play for 'fun'

Enjoy your time in WJDE

You can't be old and podgy that is my job.

1.What does podgy mean?
2.What is a tosspot?

Sorry I'm a yank.

podgy - fat fucker
tosspot - jerk, jerkoff, wanker etc

hope this helps

Gotcha.

we_just_dinged_em wrote:podgy - fat fucker
tosspot - jerk, jerkoff, wanker etc

hope this helps

Exactly. And Scouser means I'm from Liverpool which means I am an old fat wanker who steals everything and talks funny.

Do you use teamspeak or mumble?

So is your name Barry, Garry or Terry? Or in Scouser, Ba, Ga, or Teh?  

Welcome aboard, we must compare ages to see who becomes the "Clan Grandad"  

Love it......"A fat wanker that steals everything and talks funny" !

I am a new "boy too
A Cockney wide boy from East London guv!
If ya need a new 'puter I can sell ya one for 50 sov's of me barra mate

Age comparison?........born 1958.....see if you can work it out

we are looking at a TS server when we have more members, but like everything in WJDE, whether you want to use it or not is entirely up to you

Welcome aboard the Crazy Train as Ozzy would have you believe  

And as for old rusty you have it over me....just:suspect: